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Trip to Mars
The third phase is almost done. The last objective to accomplish is convincing the entire planet that we need to go there. My real reason? I want to get the f*ck out of here.
MMA combat with Putin
Today I've trained for almost 4 hours. In these moments of uncertainty the only thing in my head is winning the combat with Putin. I'll save Ukraine.
The pumping of Doge
In the next few days I'll tweet something big. People have forgotten the potential of dogecoin, this is the final opportunity to be richer than Bezos. I'll beat that bald.
Little Pleasures
Sometimes I forget that I'm one of the richest people in the planet. When you've smoked more weed than you could ever possibly imagine these exotic thoughts come and go. It's the routine now.
Empty Bottles of Water
I don't know why and how this is possible, but my biggest fear is seeing an empty bottle of water rolling on the ground. It reminds me about the absurd of the existence itself.
A F*cking Genius
Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, Dogecoin... No please, don't embarrass me. I like to consider myself a philanthropic humble human being.
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